1 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:33,871 ADAM'S APPLES 2 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,794 Adam? Sorry I'm late. 3 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:44,391 Ivan Fjeldsted. Call me Ivan. 4 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:49,196 I'm a bit flustered but I've been looking forward to meeting you. 5 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,551 Let's get going. 6 00:01:54,760 --> 00:02:00,357 Let me take your bag. That was... Come on. 7 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:12,196 People who have been in prison are often a bit protective of their stuff. 8 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:20,511 Have you lived in the country before? 9 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:41,752 This is our small church. Just take a look at this. 10 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:46,670 This is our apple tree. We're very proud of it. 11 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:51,908 There are lots of apples this year. Lots and lots. 12 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:55,908 It's probably because of the warm summer. 13 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:04,031 They're not ripe just yet. Don't eat that. Come with me. 14 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:15,838 - Good morning. - Good morning. 15 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,828 Adam will stay with us. This is Khalid and Gunnar. 16 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,634 I won't talk to egghead. 17 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,515 There will be lots of time for that kind of talk. 18 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,676 Come on, Adam. 19 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:40,917 What does the O stand for? In Adam O. Pedersen? 20 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:45,750 What's the story about the O? Your parents must have told you. 21 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:49,396 - I forgot to ask. - That's a good answer. 22 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,831 It says here that you're a neo-Nazi. 23 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:56,271 Are you really? 24 00:03:56,480 --> 00:04:00,996 It's not the first thing that springs to mind by looking at you. 25 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:05,955 Here it says you're EVIL. It's rude to write that on a person's CV. 26 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,754 Are you really evil? 27 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:12,999 I didn't think so. Tell you what, just forget about this - 28 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:17,352 - because there are no evil people. We don't believe in that. 29 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:22,236 If you only look for evil then the world is evil. 30 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:27,833 But you can try to focus on the silver lining as we do here. 31 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:31,237 That makes everything easier. 32 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:35,353 In later years the Devil has sent his troops to test us - 33 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,358 - but we have conquered them all. 34 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:43,395 All of us here have found God in some way. 35 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:47,388 You just met Khalid and Gunnar. I saw that you did. 36 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:51,149 Gunnar was paroled four years ago. 37 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:55,148 He was just to stay three months, but he chose to stay. 38 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:58,909 Gunnar was what you would call an alcoholic. 39 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:02,908 He stole and raped girls but now he's on the wagon - 40 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:10,356 - and is studying theology. He's not the only one. There's also Khalid. 41 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,757 He used to rob gas stations. 42 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:18,875 Do you remember a young man being shot when he went to buy condoms? 43 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,679 - No. - Khalid is still not allowed at Statoil. 44 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:31,274 A few hostage dramas later he's learning Danish and is doing well. 45 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,869 Tell me what I have to do. 46 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:38,232 I can't do that. You have to discover that for yourself. 47 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:42,433 All I want is for you to set yourself a goal. 48 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,595 Are you listening to me? 49 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,360 Yes, I believe I am. 50 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:53,348 In any other situation I would say that you are rude - 51 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:58,759 - but let's not talk about that now. What do you want your goal to be? 52 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,358 I would like to bake a cake. 53 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:12,076 Bake a cake? Oh, an apple cake? 54 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:14,999 Yes, an apple cake. 55 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:20,320 - My goal is to bake a big apple cake. - With the apples from our garden? 56 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:25,355 - Yes, the apples from the garden. - That's a good idea. 57 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:31,271 I think we found your goal. You're going to bake a cake. 58 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:35,075 You'll look after the tree until 1st of August. 59 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:39,592 Then you'll use them to bake an apple cake. 60 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:25,394 I just wanted to give you this. It has both the old and the new testament. 61 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:29,070 It's a good thing to have. Sleep tight. 62 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,915 Evil has many faces - 63 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:04,557 - and it can be difficult to tell them apart and choose sides. 64 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:10,278 Especially these days where so many things are said in this and that town. 65 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:14,996 Everything has so many nuances. Also we humans. 66 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:21,469 If the game of chess had undergone the same development as humans - 67 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:27,038 - the queen would be in front, the rooks would be crooked - 68 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:30,357 - and the pawn would be the main piece. 69 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:36,874 We no longer know who we are and this rootlessness... 70 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:43,872 Are we boring you, Poul? Is the word of God boring to you? 71 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:47,629 - Are we boring you? - I need to go to the loo. 72 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,559 - Can't it wait? - Not really. 73 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:54,196 We finish in 20 minutes. 74 00:08:54,400 --> 00:09:00,191 - I think that Poul can wait that long. - Let him go for sake of fuck and crap. 75 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:05,838 - So we can song sing now. - Okay, democracy has spoken. 76 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:09,635 Go, Poul. Go take a crap. 77 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:15,756 - But you can't come back in. - That's okay. 78 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:20,909 You have to use the hospital loo because you can't use ours. 79 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:26,035 - Why not? - It's locked during the service. 80 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,596 - Why? - For security reasons. 81 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:37,155 Let's continue if it's okay with Poul. 82 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:42,275 We'll sing 634 "You know my heart". 83 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,199 There's fried pork. 84 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:03,429 It was a good sermon today. At least it was shorter than usual. 85 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,916 Too bad for old Poul Nordkap. 86 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:14,793 Ivan is always on his case. He leaves during the sermon. 87 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:19,073 It's not nice of him. He always does that. 88 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:23,910 It's because he was in a concentration camp during the war. 89 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:30,193 He's become restless in his old age. He's 86. 90 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,836 It won't be any fun when that age comes. 91 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,435 Don't worry about Ivan. 92 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:43,192 He's okay. Just don't venture into an argument with him. 93 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:22,077 - What the hell are you doing? - Me? 94 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:29,915 - My phone! - I thought you were sleeping. 95 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:34,557 And my wallet! Are you stealing my stuff? Have you gone insane? 96 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:38,639 - I'm sorry. - Piss off, fatso! 97 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:45,475 - Sleep tight. - Piss off! 98 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,436 BOOK OF JOB 99 00:12:55,120 --> 00:13:00,717 - They're not moving. - They cheeky for sake of fuck! 100 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:04,071 Fly home bird for sake of fuck! 101 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,919 What are we going to do? 102 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:11,159 There won't be any apples left for your cake. 103 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,955 Let the paki monkey climb up and shoo them away. 104 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:19,312 - I'm not talking to you. - I don't know anything about birds. 105 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:22,239 What do we do in a case like this? 106 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:31,598 You leave them alone, I think. 107 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:37,352 - Can't we let them eat the apples? - They're Adam's apples for the cake. 108 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:41,553 - For sake of fuck, he can't bake. - You don't know that. 109 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:46,675 If Adam wants to bake us a cake it's our job to support him. 110 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:49,952 - He can't bake bread. - Shut up! 111 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:53,948 - I can tell. - What the fuck do you know, paki? 112 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:59,234 That's the right attitude. That kind of attitude will get us some cake. 113 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:11,511 - There's more of them coming. - That's just plain rude. 114 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,516 That's good. Very authentic. 115 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:37,748 - No bird will come back now. - Reverend Fjeldsted? 116 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,952 Yes? Call me Ivan. 117 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:44,948 - I'm Sarah Svendsen. - Hi. This is my assistant Adam. 118 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:50,359 I'm not from around here. I wanted to come to the service but I couldn't. 119 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:54,348 Don't apologize. You only cheat yourself. 120 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,792 What's this? You're in a bad way. 121 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,468 Let's go inside and talk. 122 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:07,315 - I met this guy. - The milk has gone bad. 123 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,753 - Fine. - I was thinking about her. 124 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:14,839 - Me too. - No, you didn't. 125 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,396 Are you saying I didn't? Are you? 126 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:23,799 Let's take that discussion right now. This may be the right time and place. 127 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:28,676 John says: "He came to Canaan after having turned water into wine. " 128 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:34,591 "A boy was sick. Jesus said: Do to others as you want them to do to you. " 129 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,678 Don't call me inconsiderate. 130 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:44,353 - It's okay. I don't take milk. - Maybe we have some cookies. 131 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:50,829 Adam, could you go see if there's a few cookies for Sarah and me? 132 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:03,279 - Maybe I shouldn't have come. - Sure. So you met a guy? 133 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:08,634 I have been in Indonesia working for the World Wide Fund for Nature. 134 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:13,675 I made love to a man and got pregnant. 135 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,678 I used to drink a lot before. 136 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:22,273 Now I'm in AA and I've been sober for 341 days. 137 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:28,828 Now they're saying that the baby may be handicapped. 138 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:34,876 - I don't know where the dad is... - Just a second, Sarah. 139 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:42,509 Why do I get three cookies and Sarah only two? Don't you find that odd? 140 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,950 There were five left. Hers looked bigger. 141 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:57,918 I don't think so. Have you measured the cookies? He never does that. 142 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:01,112 Let's stop this discussion. 143 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:07,674 - You would like to get rid of it? - Yes... No! 144 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:12,715 There's a 60% chance that the baby is handicapped. 145 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:18,916 I have to decide within a week before it's too late. 146 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:22,078 I can't handle a handicapped child. 147 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,272 60 per cent is a lot, right? 148 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:32,431 It's just statistics. Let me tell you something. 149 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:38,749 When we were expecting our son we were told that he could be disabled. 150 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:43,829 We could have been intimidated by statistics and reason - 151 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:48,511 - but we chose to look at the bright side, and now... 152 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:54,556 When I see him run around in the garden or doing his homework - 153 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:58,309 - we're happy that we chose to have him. 154 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,956 You won't find anyone to say otherwise. 155 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:07,518 The Devil is testing us all the time. We have to make the right choices. 156 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:14,193 If we all listened to reason the world would be a gloomy place to live. 157 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:18,473 You need to follow you heart and have the baby. 158 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,869 - Fuck! - Good morning. 159 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,116 Fuck, that hurt! 160 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:49,348 Why the hell haven't you turned the cooker off? 161 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:57,039 This looks bad. 162 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,596 What did reverend Fjeldsted say? 163 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,837 He's a frigging idiot. 164 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:08,795 He may be weird, but he's a good boy. 165 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:15,030 His life sure as shit hasn't been easy. Everything went wrong from the start. 166 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,550 His mother died giving birth to him. 167 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:25,871 He lived with his father and sister. 168 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:31,200 - Until they took him away. - Ivan? They took Ivan away? 169 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:36,713 No, nobody took Ivan away. The father was taken away. Henning. 170 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,831 Why? 171 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:46,037 He was fucking those kids black and blue. They could hardly walk. 172 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:51,917 - Shut up and fix this. - Pardon my forthrightness. 173 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:57,274 I've learned it's best to tell it like it is. 174 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,950 You're best served by being told the truth. 175 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,916 What's this I hear? The cooker bit you? 176 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:15,114 - Gunnar forgot to turn it of. - Take a seat. I'd like to talk to you. 177 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:25,269 Do you know why all this is happening? 178 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,995 Why are all these birds in the tree? 179 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:33,398 And the cooker. Why did you burn yourself all of the sudden? 180 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:41,235 I think someone is trying to tell you that you shouldn't go near the cooker. 181 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,512 You can't bake a cake without a cooker. 182 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,156 I think Satan is testing us. 183 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:52,478 By not letting me bake the cake? 184 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:58,789 He's trying to fight us. He's testing your strength to withstand him. 185 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,879 He's always doing it to me. Look at your hand. 186 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,868 You're a complete moron. Nobody is doing anything. 187 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:13,269 - Gunnar just forgot to turn it off. - He always makes sure to turn it off. 188 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:19,271 - That fat pig is hammered! - Hey, fat and drunk! 189 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:23,439 So many accusations, but there may be an explanation. 190 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:29,875 You should know that he was the best Danish tennis player in his youth. 191 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:35,677 He won all his matches but then a ball was mistakenly called to be out. 192 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,555 Gunnar lost and everything went downhill. 193 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:46,639 What about Khalid? This was in his coat pocket. 194 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:50,674 - What are you saying? - Those two haven't changed. 195 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:55,192 - You're a joke. - Let's forbid people to wear hats. 196 00:22:55,400 --> 00:23:01,794 - It's a balaclava during summer. - Khalid is from a hot climate. 197 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:07,836 - Here's fucking 17,000 in cash. - You're reaching, Adam. 198 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:12,158 Khalid is saving to buy new clothes. You didn't know. 199 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:20,193 Give me my phone and my wallet or I'll smash your face in. 200 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,958 That's not fucking mine! 201 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:35,870 Stay away from my stuff. Do you understand? 202 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:42,269 You're lucky that I'm going back in because I would beat you every day. 203 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:47,713 - I'm going to the casualty room, - Will you pass the market? 204 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:52,675 - I could. - Could you get my cough syrup? 205 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:57,590 - Sure, what's it called? - Von Osten. 206 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:02,430 Right. Think about what we can do about the birds, if you have time. 207 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:19,033 Here you go. It can't be traced but throw it away anyway. 208 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:23,711 Can you shoot with that hand? Are you going to whack the priest? 209 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,196 He's fucked up. He got it in the ass as a kid. 210 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:32,838 - Now he's all turn the other cheek. - But you're getting out in 11 weeks. 211 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,669 We're waiting for you. Espen can't control them. 212 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,998 - I'm not going to shoot him. - I just want to understand. 213 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:45,113 I need to break him. All that goodness shit. 214 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:51,110 Does it involve the pear pie? Espen says you talk about a pie. 215 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,790 It's an apple cake, okay? It doesn't matter. 216 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:59,073 I said that I would bake a cake and the idiot won't let up. 217 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:05,674 He says that the Devil is testing us because birds are eating the apples. 218 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,871 Do you need help? 219 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:18,756 Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? 220 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,156 See you. 221 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,751 Go on. Get them! 222 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,793 Don't be afraid. Go on. Get them. 223 00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:00,518 - He's making them nervous. - They care fucking not about the cat. 224 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:04,872 - All can see. - Yes. Lambert is not working. 225 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,833 My granddad had a cherry tree. 226 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:14,912 It was attacked by birds, so he shot a few in the morning and evening. 227 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:17,350 Shot them? With a gun? 228 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,869 No, a waffle iron. 229 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,709 Of course it was a gun. What gun? 230 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,912 One like this. 231 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,036 You know what? 232 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:35,631 I think that we should try it. Can you take them from there? 233 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,799 Can we guns use? For sake of fuck, why you not said? 234 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,114 - Well... - Lambert? 235 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,756 Lambert, are you okay? 236 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,918 What just happened? 237 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,596 He's dead. 238 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:05,429 - It was a shit cat anyhow. - He shot my cat. 239 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:09,713 Let's stop with the accusations. It was an old cat. 240 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,708 He just happened to fall down while we were shooting. 241 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,674 If you want to discuss it now we can. 242 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,598 Okay. 243 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:28,870 We talked about your grandfather. Do you know what I think? 244 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,311 I think it's going to be a good day. 245 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:47,029 It's too bad that Khalid won't come in when we're making his favorite food. 246 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:51,392 - He's embarrassed about Lambert. - Where did he get the gun? 247 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:56,310 - Is he a terrorist? - He wants to return to Saudi Arabia. 248 00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:00,149 You should see his dream house. It's really nice. 249 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,716 With a bit more Statoil money he can go home. 250 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:08,869 - Why not just rob a bank - Khalid is very committed to politics. 251 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:13,631 He only robs multinational companies. That's why he robs Statoil. 252 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:20,313 Statoil stole his father's land for the oil. Khalid is taking back his property. 253 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:24,229 - Statoil is Norwegian. - No, I don't think so. 254 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:28,752 - Statoil is Norwegian! - Remember to tell Khalid that. 255 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:33,829 - So Ivan knows what he's doing? - Yes. Ivan just want him to be calm. 256 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,952 Ivan is not exactly normal. 257 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:41,597 The anniversary of his wife's death is coming up. 258 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:46,316 - He had a wife? - Yes, Linda. 259 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:53,232 She ate some pills and killed herself because they got a handicapped son. 260 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:59,993 He's got cerebral palsy. He can't move at all. She couldn't take that. 261 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,591 Can I come in? 262 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:15,036 Adam, there sure is no shortage of recipes for apple cake in this world. 263 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,590 It looks like we've won round one. 264 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:40,156 - What a handsome man. Your father? - That's Hitler. 265 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,079 No, Hitler had a beard. 266 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:52,192 You're right. I'm thinking of that Russian guy. I'll leave you to it. 267 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:56,996 Hitler's enemies didn't take him seriously either. 268 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:03,036 Don't you think that I do? That's just plain rude. 269 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:10,754 Old Paul Nordkap who's in the hospital with no will to live - 270 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,952 - he was a bigger Nazi than anyone. 271 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,596 Why do you think they ask me to cheer him up? 272 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,268 Wasn't he in a camp? 273 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:26,430 Sure. He was working there. He met Goblins and all those folks. 274 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:30,269 - Goebbels? - He was probably also there. 275 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:35,076 Come with me to visit. Then we can see who takes who seriously. 276 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,236 Deal? 277 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,268 BOOK OF JOB 278 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,669 Hello! I'm glad that you could make it. 279 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:35,477 He's dying. He won't last through the night. I broke it to him gently. 280 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,514 Well, let's give him a good sendoff. 281 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:43,269 - How's the hand? - Okay. 282 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:48,713 What about the honker, Ivan? It took quite a beating. 283 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:53,596 You don't have to waste money on perfume anymore, Ivan. 284 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,598 You won't smell anything again. 285 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,997 Yes. Come on, Adam. 286 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:09,477 What's up with you, Poul? Have you lost your appetite? 287 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:14,993 - I've brought a guest for you. - Hello. Adam Pedersen. 288 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:19,591 - Are you feeling a bit low? - I'm scared. 289 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,553 Relax. What have you been up to? 290 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:28,790 - Have the nurses been nicer to you? - Don't make them. I don't deserve it. 291 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,915 They have been nagging Poul because of this past but we put a stop to that. 292 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:39,069 Didn't we, Poul? Has Miriam been nicer to you? 293 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:45,150 Yes, she made me hot chocolate yesterday and tucked me in. 294 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:50,878 - They are all so nice to me. - That's good. Don't be upset. 295 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:57,155 - I don't deserve it. Let it be. - Everybody deserves to be tucked in. 296 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:01,592 - Did she fluff your duvet and pillow? - Yes. 297 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,836 There, there. 298 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:09,398 I apologize for trying to cheat. 299 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:13,479 I just don't like being inside the church. 300 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:17,992 - That's all forgotten now. - I know that's what you always say. 301 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:23,479 I'm scared, Ivan. I dare not sleep. I'm so afraid. 302 00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:27,593 Fiddlesticks! You have nothing to worry about. 303 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:33,989 Let's focus on the people who cares for you and all your lovely memories. 304 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,829 Oh God! 305 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:43,592 Poul, don't cry anymore. Don't be so hard on yourself. 306 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,439 All has been forgiven. 307 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:53,159 If you only knew what we did... All those poor people. 308 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:57,592 - It can't be forgiven. - Stop it. Nobody remembers anymore. 309 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,598 Oh God! 310 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,588 Stop your whining. It's not as bad as all that. 311 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:08,759 We all make mistakes but we don't let it bring us down. 312 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,631 You're crazy, man. 313 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:22,158 Why do you say that? Why spoil the mood by being plain rude? 314 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:26,319 I'd be happy to discuss it, but this is not the place. 315 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:29,592 Let's focus on the word of God. 316 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:34,396 God forgives all, Poul. God forgives all. 317 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,430 It's difficult. 318 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:56,316 Even though you seen it before it's still difficult every time. 319 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:09,036 - Did you discuss your wife's death? - Yes, I talked to lots. 320 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:16,157 - A wife's suicide must be painful. - Yes, that can't be nice. 321 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,148 - Linda didn't take her own life. - But she took pills? 322 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:24,990 Yes, but it was an accident. 323 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,156 Accident how? 324 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:33,117 Christoffer had been playing with her pills and had put them in a candy dish. 325 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:39,793 Linda always had a sweet tooth and she thought they were yellow M&Ms. 326 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,151 Your son Christoffer? 327 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:48,115 - So he's actually able to move? - Why wouldn't he be? 328 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:52,677 - I thought he was paralyzed. - No, I wish. 329 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:57,396 There's no stopping him. Just yesterday he was playing rounders. 330 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,311 I don't believe you, Ivan. 331 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:18,152 - I just don't. - I've never heard anything that crazy. 332 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:23,309 Has Gunnar told tall stories and played fast and loose with the truth? 333 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:27,069 If it is that's just plain rude. 334 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,793 Why don't you bring him tomorrow? 335 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:37,312 He's already coming. He's been pestering me all week to come. 336 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:41,593 - Good. - Then you can see for yourself. 337 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:04,309 - Good morning. - Good morning. 338 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:14,115 Christoffer, this is Adam. Adam, Christoffer. 339 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,790 Maybe you could go say hello. Yum, eggs. 340 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,035 Small mouthfuls. 341 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:48,598 - He's paralyzed. - What did you say? 342 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,759 - I have to go in tower. - You two stay here. 343 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:56,316 - I need shoot black bird. - Sit down. 344 00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,676 He's paralyzed. 345 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,549 Christoffer, go into daddy's office. Now! 346 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,834 This will not be pleasant to watch. What did you say? 347 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,828 He's paralyzed. Isn't he paralyzed, Ivan? 348 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,759 Is he really, Adam? 349 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,669 Yes, he has cerebral palsy. 350 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:34,030 That is just crazy. Khalid, what do you have to say? 351 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,036 Khalid? 352 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:42,312 Him is it. 353 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:46,274 Ivan, he's spastic paralyzed. 354 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,549 Your son's a spastic. Your wife killed herself. 355 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,992 Your mother died giving birth to you. Your dad raped you. 356 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,391 Look at me, Ivan. Look at me. 357 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:13,519 You bleeding from an ear. You bleeding from an ear, for sake of fuck! 358 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:16,314 The other way. 359 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:30,955 - Ivan was bleeding from an ear. - That has happened to me. 360 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:35,312 Just drink milk. Plenty of milk. 361 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,317 Just give up, Ivan. 362 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,595 There's something you should know. 363 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:50,478 Christoffer is recovering from a very nasty bout of the flu. 364 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:55,151 I'm the first to admit that he's been a bit sluggish lately. 365 00:41:55,360 --> 00:42:00,150 - Shut the fuck up! - If he hurts you turn the other cheek. 366 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,113 God is on my side. 367 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:49,153 What is his problem? He needs to be locked up! 368 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:53,148 I'm not one to gossip - 369 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,955 - but he's always been considered a phenomenon. 370 00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:01,153 - I don't know if you know? - How the hell should I know? 371 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:07,151 - He's sick. Very sick. - I bloody well know that. 372 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:11,148 No, not like that. Well, he is that too - 373 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:16,150 - but he's terminally ill. 374 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:21,150 - What's wrong with him? - Cancer. 375 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:24,989 He has a brain tumor the size of a volleyball. 376 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:29,193 I've never seen anyone with such a large brain tumor. 377 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:33,313 I'll bash your face in if you call him a walking miracle. 378 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:37,035 Have you heard about the Ravashi syndrome? 379 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:40,038 Ravashi was an Indian footballer - 380 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:44,836 - who lost both his feet in a go-kart accident in 1957. 381 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:51,957 In a state of shock over the accident he ran home on the stumps of his legs. 382 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,994 His brain blocked the fact that he had no feet. 383 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,749 For two months he came to practice. 384 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:05,876 - He kept his midfield position. - Without feet? 385 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:10,596 They were a bad team. They were maybe in the fifth league. 386 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:14,713 Ivan has experienced so much hardship - 387 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:19,152 - that he needs to find an explanation in order to live with it. 388 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:26,152 That's why he thinks that the Devil has it in for him. 389 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:31,150 Ivan would say that everything is a test. 390 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:35,751 You're a test, his cancer is a test, his son's handicap is a test. 391 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:41,876 In Ivan's mind he's locked in fierce battle with the Devil himself. 392 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:48,110 Ivan has no mind to lose and he blocks out everything like Ravashi. 393 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:53,713 He's in denial about all the bad stuff. Death, mutilation, hardship, evil. 394 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:58,311 That simply doesn't exist in Ivan's world. 395 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,879 Why does he bleed from his ears? 396 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:10,030 We have asked ourselves that. I think it's when something comes too close. 397 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:17,112 Someone once got through to him. He bled from his ears once before. 398 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,153 That was three years ago. 399 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:25,957 - What happened? - You don't know his sister Katinka. 400 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:29,550 A total slapper. She fucked everybody. 401 00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:34,880 I even fucked her when she was here to have her adenoids removed. 402 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,550 When she died Ivan almost fell to pieces. 403 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,593 He bled from his ears and got sick. 404 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:47,156 - What happened then? - You know Ivan. 405 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:52,070 A few days later he was jolly as ever. 406 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,670 You could kill him by making him understand? 407 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,713 Yes, in theory. 408 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,033 Give up, Adam. 409 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:24,313 God is on my side. Never forget that. 410 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:34,993 Hi. The cooker is broken. 411 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:39,239 - I wanted to make Christoffer a pizza. - Let's fix it. 412 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,398 - I don't know how. - We'll get by. 413 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:47,071 - Where did Christoffer go? - He's in your office with a woman. 414 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:54,038 She's quite upset. Her name is Sarah and she's a real hottie. 415 00:46:54,240 --> 00:47:00,031 When she saw Christoffer she started screaming. She didn't want coffee. 416 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:04,313 Well, we'd better... 417 00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:11,356 So nice of you to visit again. 418 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,836 - Has he been good? - Tell me he isn't yours. 419 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:19,955 I can't because this is Christoffer. Have you two been introduced? 420 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:26,474 - How can you say the things you did? - Say what kind of things? 421 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:32,118 You said that nothing was wrong with him. That he could do math. 422 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:36,359 Yes, he can. Even the complicated kind. 423 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:47,309 Adam, maybe you should go get some of the cookies that Sarah likes. 424 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,355 I'll come too. 425 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,997 Is anyone hungry? 426 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:43,158 You can hook up the new cooker now. We'll see if this one lasts a bit longer. 427 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,716 - What are you doing? - Playing with coins. 428 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,549 - Gunnar is good. - But you're pregnant. 429 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,719 - It's a bit late for that. - We're rewriting an article. 430 00:48:54,920 --> 00:49:00,199 - About what? - The tigers in the Orient. 431 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:04,632 Here they write that there's only 400 left. 432 00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:08,753 That's a sure way to make them extinct. 433 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:13,158 - Like last round at the pub. - What do you do then, Gunnar? 434 00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:17,797 - You buy a pint an a chaser. - The fuck you do! 435 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,197 Gunnar is right. We have to do something. 436 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,949 - Shut up, man! - Stay out of it. 437 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:28,914 Yes, Adam, stop disturbing us because we're busy. 438 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:34,752 - Five tigers is dying every day. - Six! Six tigers a day, Adam. 439 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,111 They can really jump high those tigers. 440 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:08,313 I'll come right out and say it. You better come with me. 441 00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:14,038 There's a new apple problem. Shall we say in five minutes by the tree? 442 00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:23,554 I come and no understand. I look fruit and see worm. 443 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:28,914 No, I actually discovered it, but I don't need any credit. 444 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,918 For sake of fuck, is on all fruit. 445 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:36,511 That's just plain rude. 446 00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:41,271 Yes, Adam, it never stops. 447 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:47,828 Let's do something about it. Take down the sick fruit and spray the rest. 448 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:53,319 Gunnar, come with me. We have to arrange Poul's return to God. 449 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,200 BOOK OF JOB 450 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:23,836 Poul Bækel Hermann, known to friend and foe as Poul Nordkap - 451 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,510 - lived a long and full life. 452 00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:32,635 In his life Poul learned that to know God you must dance with the Devil. 453 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:36,515 If any Poul Nordkap surely did that. 454 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:40,679 Poul learned that it's futile to fight good because - 455 00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:47,513 - despite all the cruelty, screaming and tears he had caused in his youth - 456 00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:51,633 - he realized in the end that this was just a mere moment. 457 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:55,515 The ocean heaved but it was a wasted effort. 458 00:53:55,720 --> 00:54:00,840 The world continued and good prevailed as always. 459 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:06,751 That's why Poul can return to God with peace of mind. 460 00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:12,239 Adam and I were by his side when he passed quietly away. 461 00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:17,309 His last words were: "I'm not afraid. I'm ready. " 462 00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,830 But this is not all about Poul - 463 00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:27,878 - because today Christoffer turns nine. Before we gorge ourselves on cake - 464 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,992 - let's honor Poul with a hymn. 465 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:36,035 Kaj Munk's number 634. "You know my heart". 466 00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:35,190 There you are. I thought you had gone to bed. 467 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,551 - I'd like to talk to you. - Can't it wait? 468 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:43,515 It has been a long day for Christoffer with all this attention. 469 00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:50,671 - I'd like to talk to you now. - Okay then. 470 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:55,954 Go into dad's office and cuddle up under a blanket. 471 00:55:56,160 --> 00:56:00,836 What's up with you? Is the business with the birthday cake? 472 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:05,875 - What if the Devil isn't testing you? - What do you mean? 473 00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:09,709 What if it isn't him who's been dogging you? 474 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:14,232 I see. You're reaching again. 475 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,876 If not the Devil then who? A little elf? 476 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:23,154 Maybe all the birds, the cooker and the worms are just a coincidence? 477 00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:29,196 - Is that what you're telling people? - God. 478 00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:32,233 - Pardon? - God. 479 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:39,236 - I don't understand. - What if God is on your case? 480 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,635 Why would he do that? 481 00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:47,994 Because he hates you. I've read this book. Book of Job. 482 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,873 - Yes. - You've read it, right? 483 00:56:55,840 --> 00:57:01,233 No. It's about a crocodile. That's what I've heard. 484 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:06,309 Yes, it's about a crocodile, but it's also about much more. 485 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:11,719 Remember God killed Job's cattle? His seven camels and his ten kids? 486 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:16,277 He takes everything away from him and makes him a leper. 487 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:19,313 Does that remind you of anything? 488 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,589 I never had a camel. 489 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:27,076 Look at me. Look at me, Ivan! 490 00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:32,235 You know that God is behind this, right? 491 00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,512 God is not on your side, Ivan. 492 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:39,395 Yes, he is. 493 00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:46,517 I don't believe any of this shit. I just want you to know that it's God. 494 00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:50,793 The Devil hasn't wasted any time on you. 495 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,309 God wants to kill you. 496 00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:58,992 You're just so dense that you don't get it. 497 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:01,760 Why are you doing this to me? 498 00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:05,999 Because I'm evil. You can't change that. 499 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:01,110 There fire in sky. 500 00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:05,791 Him Ivan gone? He forgot moron kid. 501 00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:18,148 For sake of fuck, it was all fresh! 502 00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:21,670 Every night we now go to bed hungry. 503 01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:23,635 He's done for. You could use him as a crapper. Have you had coffee? 504 01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:29,551 - No. Is he going to... - Die? You bet your ass he is. 505 01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:35,517 Why do you think that the bloke began bleeding from all orifices in his skull? 506 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:39,508 I give him four weeks, five tops. 507 01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:45,272 From a medical point of view it doesn't matter. He's come to his senses. 508 01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:49,917 Somehow you've managed to take away his faith. 509 01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:54,432 - That's why I want to buy you coffee. - It doesn't matter. 510 01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,108 Well excuse me. 511 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:32,510 Are you ready? 512 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:36,474 Get up, Ivan, we need the room. 513 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,591 Go with Adam. 514 01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:44,399 Are you coming? 515 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,680 Call me when he gets to weak. 516 01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:58,668 We'll give him a room and a shot of morphine. 517 01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:30,953 God hates us, Christoffer. 518 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,549 He's always hated us. 519 01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:37,513 It doesn't look too good. 520 01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:45,558 Gather the others. 521 01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:12,112 Well, the fact is... 522 01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:18,275 Adam already knows but... 523 01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,591 I'm dying. 524 01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:27,990 - Die how? - I'll sleep with the worms. 525 01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:33,672 - Are you not going to stay? - No, that would be difficult. 526 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:37,270 What are we to do? 527 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:41,234 Well, I hope that you... 528 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,036 I don't know. 529 01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:54,475 I don't know what you should do. I don't know anything anymore. 530 01:06:54,680 --> 01:07:01,119 If I said anything that you can use then do that or don't. 531 01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:03,515 I don't care. 532 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,556 That's all. 533 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:27,391 - Where you're going? - I feel like a drink. I've earned that. 534 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:31,673 - Gunnar... - Leave me alone. 535 01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:36,431 - You idiot! - Gunnar, that's stupid. 536 01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:19,034 You had a hair. 537 01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:24,955 Here's one more. We have three. 538 01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:29,153 - Ivan deserve good cake. - What the fuck are you doing? 539 01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:35,992 - I'm picking apples. - With a paki? 540 01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:41,555 - What happened? - Lightning. 541 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:46,390 What's wrong with you? Are you fucking kidding us? 542 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:52,391 - You climb trees with a nigger. - That... 543 01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:58,391 - Esben, just go home. - He say go away and take fat friend. 544 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:05,358 Jørgen, let's teach our little Black friend some manners. 545 01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:08,393 What the fuck are you doing? 546 01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:12,388 I feel stress. He come with psycho knee. 547 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:16,479 - He shot me. - Here witness. Him done before. 548 01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:20,275 - He shot me! - I say sorry, fatso! 549 01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:23,916 - Take him with you. - You'll regret this. 550 01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:27,556 And you, nigger, you're dead. 551 01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:33,399 - You stupid? I have gun. - You can't just shoot people. 552 01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:39,311 He came with that shoulder. Psycho shoulder. There's his back. 553 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,190 Stop it! 554 01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:54,311 I are off balance. I no like seeing Ivan like that. 555 01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:58,957 It's a shitty day. I want leave this faggot country. 556 01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:36,388 Khalid... You have to talk to him. 557 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,989 He has problems. 558 01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:42,670 Gunnar is also behaving strangely. 559 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:49,113 - Well, you know... They need you. - Leave me alone. 560 01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:55,958 Yes, but just have a talk with them. 561 01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:58,549 They'll listen to you. 562 01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:07,958 I'll put the apples in the fridge. 563 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,639 Do as you please. 564 01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,551 Gunnar, what are you doing? 565 01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:35,070 - Nothing. - Where's Sarah? 566 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:41,790 - She's gone home. - What's with all those things? 567 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:45,959 - It's just an aubergine... - And the racket? 568 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:53,958 It was in. Everyone said that is was in. 569 01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:02,797 - Go on in. - Not while you are here. 570 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,719 Can I see how you live? 571 01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:11,914 No. 572 01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:24,559 - She got very drunk. - What have you done? 573 01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:29,390 Nothing yet. She just got drunk. 574 01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:32,672 - She wanted it. - Put that stuff down. 575 01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:39,751 It's her fault for getting that drunk. 576 01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:53,388 Let's go to bed. 577 01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:56,239 You come with me. Go on. 578 01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:08,268 - Wow, so many guns. - Khalid, where are you going? 579 01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:10,596 Statoil must die. 580 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:13,951 - Wouldn't you rather stay here? - No. 581 01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:19,188 - You won't shoot anyone, right? - Drop it. I no want to shoot you. 582 01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:22,312 You meddle and I shoot your face. 583 01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:27,674 - Can we go with you? - You want rob with me? 584 01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:31,429 - Yes. - So nice. But no smoke in car. 585 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:35,633 No. Get in. 586 01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:03,557 I'll go in first. I have to use the loo. 587 01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:09,949 Okay, but no shooting anyone before me come in. 588 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:13,232 Hat on, Gunnar. 589 01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:18,995 Is there a back door? Run! Get out of here! 590 01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:21,953 Get out! Run! 591 01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:30,150 - Where's employee? - They ran. 592 01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:33,238 For sake of fuck! 593 01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:48,714 - Are you done? - Don't you want some cigarettes? 594 01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:05,190 Stop it! Let's go! 595 01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:26,236 Are you hurt? 596 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,560 That went well. 597 01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:37,435 You have to talk to Ivan. You need help, both of you. 598 01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:41,110 He also needs help. Come on. 599 01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:43,959 - Take of that hat. - Yes. 600 01:15:56,000 --> 01:16:01,870 - Hi. Where did you go last night? - We were at the gas station. 601 01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:05,550 - Was I very drunk? - No, you were nice. 602 01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:09,309 What are you doing? Where are the other apples? 603 01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:14,196 - We ate them. - Have you eaten seven apples? 604 01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:20,396 - He was hungry. You only had beer. - For fuck's sake! 605 01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:27,392 You look good in that outfit. Did we fool around yesterday? 606 01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:34,476 The girlie boys are here again. There are more. 607 01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:43,517 - Go into the church. - I no hide from that bunch of faggots. 608 01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:47,474 Look how many they are. Go into the church. 609 01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:05,033 You can go fuck yourself. 610 01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:09,518 - We just want the paki. - Will you stop that noise! 611 01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:27,399 I really shouldn't have come out here and ask for some peace and quite. 612 01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:31,354 I have six, maybe seven, days left to live. 613 01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:34,028 I deserve to be able to nap. 614 01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:39,109 I can't manage you rude people. Please leave. 615 01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:42,039 We just want the paki and do him. 616 01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:48,873 Do what you want. You can take him to the woods. I just want peace. 617 01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:53,835 - Get him! - That is just plain rude! 618 01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:59,672 We'll do this another way. Give me everything that makes noise. 619 01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:16,708 What the fuck was he doing? 620 01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:20,117 Asshole! 621 01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:27,276 - I wasn't my fault. - Let's get out of here. 622 01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:11,998 In medical terms this is called a half Kennedy. 623 01:19:12,033 --> 01:19:14,397 In medical terms this is called a half Kennedy. 624 01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:19,276 He won't get over that. I can assure you of that. 625 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:25,476 Well, you just say your goodbyes and I'll stick the kettle on. 626 01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:58,958 It's not nice to take the church car. It's for the dead. 627 01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:02,675 Shut up, Gunnar. So goodbye to you all. 628 01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:07,590 - You could stay. Ivan may return. - Ivan is toasted. 629 01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:11,713 I have to go home. What you say, Adam. 630 01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:15,992 I don't know. You decide. 631 01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:20,193 I go. I sorry about Ivan. I sorry that you can't make cake. 632 01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:23,392 See you, Adam and the Sarah. 633 01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:27,275 Fuck you, Gunnar. 634 01:20:27,480 --> 01:20:29,436 Well, okay. 635 01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:47,950 - Go to your room. - Don't get angry, but... 636 01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:55,758 - Where is that from? - Don't hurt me. 637 01:20:55,960 --> 01:21:00,397 I took it by accident. I'm sorry. I'll never do it again. 638 01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:23,312 - Enter. - His bed is empty. 639 01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:26,990 - Yes. - Where is he? 640 01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:32,035 It doesn't make sense. I'm a man of science. I believe in figures. 641 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:35,789 I'm going somewhere where the sick die - 642 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:42,030 - and don't go sit in the garden with a cheese burger after having been shot. 643 01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:45,710 - Is he in the garden? - Yes. 644 01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:49,276 He just got up and went for a walk. 645 01:22:49,480 --> 01:22:54,190 The bullet simply shot the tumor away. 646 01:22:54,400 --> 01:23:00,714 Now they're telling me that the bloke is well again. I've bloody well had it. 647 01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:31,595 Hi, Adam. 648 01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:38,232 - I baked an apple cake. - Yes. 649 01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:43,435 Should we have a go? 650 01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:09,198 - What's the name of the child? - Ivan Lambert Andersen. 651 01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:12,995 Ivan Lambert Andersen... 652 01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:17,637 I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. 653 01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:19,796 Amen. 654 01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:26,637 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 655 01:25:26,840 --> 01:25:29,308 - Come back. - No time. 656 01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:34,275 - We're going to Indonesia. - Interesting. Because of the tigers? 657 01:25:34,480 --> 01:25:39,508 No, I plan to play tennis again. They have the best courts. 658 01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:42,234 It's because of junior. 659 01:25:42,440 --> 01:25:46,558 With his Down's syndrome he'll just look like the others. 660 01:25:46,760 --> 01:25:51,231 Yes, tigers are really fascinating. You're always welcome. 661 01:25:51,440 --> 01:25:54,637 - We have to go. - Don't you have to change? 662 01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:57,593 I'll do it in the car. 663 01:26:00,440 --> 01:26:03,193 Come on, Gunnar. 664 01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:14,155 Arne and Noller. Ivan Fjeldsted. Call me Ivan. 665 01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:19,399 Okay then. This is my assistant, Adam Ole Pedersen. 666 01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:22,910 We've been looking forward to meeting you. 667 01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:26,032 Well, let's go. I'll take the bags. 668 01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:29,471 What the fuck is wrong with your eye? 669 01:26:31,240 --> 01:26:34,550 - What do you mean? - You look like a spastic. 670 01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:36,716 Really? 671 01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:40,629 I think that's just a rude way to break the ice 672 01:26:40,840 --> 01:26:45,470 We'll come through town so let's ask what they think of me. 673 01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:50,629 This is not the place for that discussion because you'll lose. 674 01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:57,116 The eye is fine. We'll discuss it in the car. 675 01:26:57,320 --> 01:27:01,950 Good idea with that discussion. Come on. 676 01:27:11,951 --> 01:27:14,751 Ripped by: SkyFury